Monday, July 12, 2010

She Thought Herself Wylie Dufresne's Sous Chef...If Only For a Moment

(got this off of, but I pretty sure they got it from

I tend to have a wild imagination - one that would often times get me in trouble during the school day in elementary, because I was usually looking out the window day dreaming. I still find myself swept away with my little mental escapades.

The other day, I was making frozen yogurt. I was thoroughly inspired by Lisa, over at Korean American Mommy, with her version of frozen yogurt. I had over-bought yogurt that week and need to use it up fast. I had never made frozen yogurt because it just didn't sound that good to me. I have two memories of frozen yogurt. One was the 1988 version of Dannon yogurt thrown in the freezer to make a solid block of unsweetened yogurt on the top with all the sweet stuff at the bottom. I remember trying to scrape away at the crystallized, rock hard yogurt with my plastic spork during lunch in the school lunchroom- frustrating to say the least. I would just reach the sweet fruity goodness at the bottom an the bell would ring. All that furious scraping for nothing. The other was TCBY "yogurt", which I know the slogan was "I Can't Believe It's Not Yogurt", but seriously, I don't believe it. Let's just call it what it was...soft serve ice cream.

So anyways, back to staring at the yogurt in my frig. I pull it out, grab a bag of frozen organic blueberries and went to work. Made the blueberry syrup, strained the yogurt, mixed it, froze it (in the ice cream freezer). As I scraped out the frozen goodness, I noticed an extra frozen sheath of yogurt stuck to the sides of the mixer. I was not leaving that. So I grabbed a spoon and started chiseling away. Seriously, chiseling. ( I was having a few lunch room flash backs) What came out were the most gorgeous shards of blueberry frozen yogurt. I took a bite. It was crispy, almost like a wafer, then it melted so perfectly on my tongue. I thought, "I could be Wylie Dufresne's sous chef. He would love this!" Then it occurred to me that he probably makes this kind of thing all the time and would be like, " that's what we give the cat when she is bad!". He's the king of molecular gastronomy. He freezes things with liquid nitrogen like he brushes his teeth, often and with vigor. I'm pretty sure his sideburns alone could whip up a decent tuna tar tar.

I grabbed a peach and halved it. I plopped it down for the photo shoot. It was now the vessel for my REAL frozen yogurt. I delicately placed a scoop of my freshly churned yogurt on top. It looked so lush sitting there as I took it's picture that I just had to take a bite. No need for spoons, just picked it up and bit it. What a great combo! Creamy cold blueberry yogurt on top of a room temperature juicy peach. Colors, textures, temperatures; all there and all working together harmoniously. This would be a great end to a great meal, especially on these hot summer nights.

So Wylie, if you ever need advice on how to freeze something without liquid nitrogen, give me a call.

Frozen Blueberry Yogurt

1 32 oz. container whole organic plain yogurt
1 10oz. bag frozen organic blueberries
1/4 cup (I'm going to stop saying "organic" just assume) sugar
1 tbls. agave nectar

Strain the yogurt for about 15 min to get out some of the moisture. While that's happening, cook down the blueberries with the sugar for about the same amount of time. Place in a bowl in an ice bath to chill it down. Add the agave to the strained yogurt and stir. I strained the blueberry mixture, but you really wouldn't have too.

Mix together, freeze in your ice cream maker and presto! Serve on peach halves or just by itself.


  1. I've made ice cream a few times and have yet to get it to the right consistency. Your post has inspired me to try it again... the color and texture look perfect!

  2. Awesome yogurt, I love the post...hilarious.

  3. beautiful!!!!

    such awesome contrasting colors, in others settings tacky, but here.... really, really.., stunning, classy.

    wow. well done!

  4. A Thought for Food- thank you! yes, give it a try. I will tell you, with the yogurt, it freezes rock hard in your frig freezer, so it's really the best straight from the ice cream freezer. I just nuke it in the micro to soften it after it's been in the freezer for some time.

    Clam shellz- thanks babe. I love you.

    L. Hamilton- thank you! I know, I was a little worried that the colors would look weird but once it was photographed it just worked. So glad you enjoyed it.

  5. "I'm pretty sure his sideburns alone could whip up a decent tuna tar tar." LOL That's amazing! Congrats on this frozen blueberry yogurt--it came out great. I need an ice cream maker bad. I want to make yummy frozen treats too!

  6. Yes, those are some gnarly sideburns, but who's to argue with their success? Your photos are so pretty, especially the down-shot of the yogurt atop the peach. You could win awards with that one. Plus, you always make me laugh.

  7. Marisa- thank you! Yes, you must get one. I will tell you, last Christmas, I got the cusinart white original ice cream maker, but it came with 2 bowls for around 60 bucks! it was such a steal. Keep your eyes open for that, they may do it again. That way you always have a bowl ready to go.

    Pam-I know, those sideburns are pretty amazing. I mean, when you are that famous, I think they (the sideburns) will let Wylie get away with whatever he wants. Thank you so much! I sure had fun photographing it!

  8. Great vivid pictures :)


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